From the monthly archives:
I have two resolutions this year: learn to draw and play the piano.
According to credible sources on the internet the tradition to make New Year’s resolutions dates back to “a long time ago”. In that time, it’s been statistically proven (using the volume of a triangle formula: v = 1/3 (B*H)) that nobody has ever [...]
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I would like to go to church more often. Yes, I’m Agnostic, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like a good story. As it stands, I go to church once a year: on Christmas Eve. Never, during the course of the year, is the church more packed. It’s standing room only. A matinée at 4, [...]
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Some child stars are cute. For example, I was a baseball prodigy in t-ball. Unassisted triple plays, grand slams and catching the ball in my hat earned me the nickname “Hot Dog”. However, despite my natural ability for the game I never hit a growth spurt and by high school I still looked like I [...]
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