by Jason Parmele on January 29, 2010
London, UK – Charlie Simpson, a 7yr old boy from Fulham, London who has raised over £100,000 for Haiti work relief has decided to keep the money and buy “A new bike, and, and a fire truck” instead. Charlie and his father, Dan, hosted a 5 mile bike ride in the hope of raising £500. [...]
by Jason Parmele on January 26, 2010
It’s bad enough every time you’re at Best Buy or RadioShack they try to sell you a $5 warranty on a $20 purchase, but now, even Dick’s Sporting Goods are selling them on sneakers. Dick’s has a “No Sweat” policy that will cover your sneakers from sweat and discoloration. I know some of the things [...]
by Jason Parmele on January 22, 2010
God gave Americans, and just because I’m Agnostic doesn’t mean I don’t get them, certain inalienable rights, such as:
The right to bear arms - which does not exclude Polar bears
Freedom
Trans fat
Mp3’s
MTV’s Jersey Shore
Diplomatic immunity
Oil, and lastly
Hulu.com
There are two things I don’t have on that list. Firstly, the Polar bear. I assume, however, that’s it’s probably a [...]
by Jason Parmele on January 19, 2010
About three months ago I stopped playing WoW – rather abruptly. Largely in part, I’ll be honest, because I was terrible at the game PvP. I couldn’t even face roll 4-button mash a Paladin to a 1800 rating. If you didn’t understand that, let me try another way: I kept falling off a bike that [...]
by Jason Parmele on January 18, 2010
If an alien race appeared over Earth and said “Hey, we have this great new technology that we can give you. It will allow you to transport yourself from one place to another instantly, but every year we will randomly kill 50,000 (as a fee)”. Would you accept their offer?
No, you probably wouldn’t, but the [...]