Monthly Archives: January 2010
Bernie Madoff Meets Best Buy
It’s bad enough every time you’re at Best Buy or RadioShack they try to sell you a $5 warranty on a $20 purchase, but now, even Dick’s Sporting Goods are selling them on sneakers. Dick’s has a “No Sweat” policy …
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Free Internet TV for Every American
God gave Americans, and just because I’m Agnostic doesn’t mean I don’t get them, certain inalienable rights, such as:
- The right to bear arms – which does not exclude Polar bears
- Freedom
- Trans fat
- Mp3′s
- MTV’s Jersey Shore
- Diplomatic immunity
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2-ton Killing Machines
If an alien race appeared over Earth and said “Hey, we have this great new technology that we can give you. It will allow you to transport yourself from one place to another instantly, but every year we will randomly …
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God Needs Better Storytellers
I would like to go to church more often. Yes, I’m Agnostic, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like a good story. As it stands, I go to church once a year: on Christmas Eve. Never, during the course of …
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Boy, 7, Keeps Haiti Funds; Buys New Bike
Charlie Simpson, a 7 yr old boy from Fulham, London who has raised over £100,000 for Haiti work relief has decided to keep the money and buy “A new bike, and, and a fire truck” instead. Charlie and his father, …
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