Monthly Archives: April 2010
Choosy Moms Choose Twitter
It’s been purported that I’ve said “I would cut my own ear off like Van Gough rather than use Twitter.” Good thing I’m all talk. My friend Ryan used to say when he rolled twenty deep; he rolled with fifteen …
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Iceland Retaliates Against McDonalds
According to leaked documents, the volcano causing flight disruptions around the world is actually a devious plot by Icelandic officials to force McDonald’s to return to their country. In October of 2009, McDonald’s announced they were pulling out of Iceland …
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Cool Your Algorithms Facebook
Yo Facebook, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Google had one of the best alogrithms of all time.
I hate Facebook’s People You May Know tool, which is now just called Suggestions. Here is a …
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A Brief History of SoF2
Early versions of my website received a lot of “sof2″ hits because it included match history for several teams I played for: brand x, Casual Heroes, and spiN. Because of the traffic I decided to sum up my SoF2 experience
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The Fall of Daves Highway
Some child stars are cute. For example, I was a baseball prodigy in t-ball. Unassisted triple plays, grand slams, and catching the ball in my hat earned me the nickname “Hot Dog”. However, despite my natural ability for the game …
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