From the monthly archives:

May 2010

Parmeleism: #004

by Jason Parmele on May 31, 2010

Parmeleism’s are my chance to dispense a little wisdom to you without writing an entire blog. Feel free to copy and paste it anywhere.
Why do hockey players think not shaving during the playoffs is lucky? The fact is: it’s unlucky for every team but one.

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The missing scene in The American President

by Jason Parmele on May 27, 2010

I have a litmus test for people who claim they “love” The West Wing. I ask them “Have you watched seasons 5, 6, or 7?” If the answer is “Yes”, it’s obvious they’re a liar. Anyone who continued to watch TWW after season 4 when Aaron Sorkin stopped writing the show never understood what made [...]

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We need Ken Mattingly’s help (again)

by Jason Parmele on May 24, 2010

I’m your typical American: blonde, blue eyes, arrogant, very good looking stupid. When I heard there was an oil spill last month I just assumed a ship ran aground. “Oh well it happens” I thought. If I saw “oil spill” online or on the news I just tuned out. I don’t care about fish because [...]

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LUAS inspectors lack empathy

by Jason Parmele on May 18, 2010

I got boned again on the LUAS. Not that type of “boned” you perv. I got a ticket for riding without a pass. By itself that doesn’t bother me. I’m pissed I wasn’t able to talk myself out of it, again.
Admittedly, I’m pretty good and talking myself out of bank fees or getting an extra [...]

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Parmeleism: #003

by Jason Parmele on May 11, 2010

Parmeleism’s are my chance to dispense a little wisdom to you without writing an entire blog. Feel free to copy and paste it anywhere.
I saw a dog and duck fighting today. OK, I made that up. But I did see a duck today. Well, yesterday.

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