Monthly Archives: August 2011

I was flying recently. Well, it was more the plane that was flying than me. I just kind of sat there making fun of people paying $5.99 to watch Thor. SPOILER ALERT: It looked like Thor won.

I …

CNN is run by Mormons morons. I just saw a story where they called a London police dog a “hero”. So you would, naturally, think the dog did something truly amazing. Like pulled a baby from a burning building or …

I spend most of my time on the internet looking at LOLcats, browsing YouTube, stalking girls on Facebook, googling my own name, and getting the latest in news from The Onion. Occasionally I’ll window-shop and look at the …

A lot parents hope for a better life for their kids. They want their kids to learn from the mistakes they may have made. They want their kids to have the things they never had. Maybe it’s a nicer car, …

A few years ago, a guy created a Facebook group called “If 1m people join, girlfriend will let me turn our house into a pirate ship” and sure enough he got 1 million people to join. So, where is our …