Monthly Archives: September 2011

With the exception of power walkers, there is nobody I hate on this planet more than parents who use photos of their babies as their Facebook profile picture.

There. I said it. Somebody had to. I know it’s going to …

In a press release today, NBC Executive Vice President of Programming, Jane Blaney, has confirmed that they will be canceling Whitney even before its first episode airs next week. The new sitcom was slated to be apart of Thursday’s “Must …

There are a lot of high profile people missing in the world right now. Carmen Sandiego, for starters. Amelia Earhart has been missing for like 74 years and Jimmy Hoffa, well, we know where he is, but we’re not tearing …

Somewhere, somewhere close, outside my back window, every now and again I hear “9-1-1 What’s your emergency?” It sounds like someone is standing in the backyard talking into a megaphone. Except the thing is: there is nobody in my backyard …

I’m serious this time. Seriously.

Not like that time I said I was going to “change the way we move from floor-to-floor in large buildings”. I drastically underestimated the amount of time it would take for me to remove all …