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Ja • son [jey-suh n]
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parmele @ gmail [.] com

1. I frequently falter, turn simple arithmetic into complex trigonometry, if a choice is 50/50 I’ll be wrong 100% of the time. I force square pegs into round holes, an infinite amount of me’s and an infinite amount of typewriters would not produce the works of Shakespeare and near as I can tell gravity exists solely to keep me down.

2. I’m Agnostic. It’s no more probable that there is a God than we’re in a matrix. I believe our senses do not allow us to fully perceive our world; just as dogs cannot see color I believe there are things we cannot see or hear. Radio waves and X-rays are simple examples but I’m talking about things we can’t even imagine. I find little comfort in reincarnation if you retain no recollection of it.

3. I’m neither a Democrat, Republican nor an Independent. I have a passion for politics but fail to be inspired by our politicians. Our kids should look to English and Science departments for inspiration – not professional athletes.