It looks like her dreams will never come true.
Eat that, Melissa! According to the most advanced research of our time I’ll be the one in leather pants rocking out to fans I don’t really care about and doing mass quantities of coke backstage with Mini-Me. I wasn’t even considering a career in music until I saw this. But why not now? Otherwise I’m wasting my God random universe given talents.
You’re probably all like “Yah, well I’m better than you at SingStar and Guitar Hero”. Maybe so, but re-read that headline. First born has always been where it’s at. Maybe it’s because Mom loves me more.
I wonder if it’s too late to get on American’s Got Talent? Probably win it. I can’t even play chopsticks on a keyboard or find a beat let alone carry a tune, but statiscally it doesn’t matter. Like Laverne & Shirley I’m gonna make my dreams come true (doin’ it my way)!
Don’t let it get you down Melissa. You’re good at other stuff like sewing and laundry, and I’ll definitely need people on tour to take care of those things. Leather pants tear all the time. Especially with girls I’ll be bringing home.