Caption contest: April ‘10

by Jason Parmele on April 2, 2010

Win a $10 iTunes gift card by submitting a caption to the below picture.

Contest rules: All captions must be left below as a comment. Make sure you use a real email address. All captions must be submitted before April 8, 2010. One entry per person. I will be selecting the winner. Sort of like playing Apples-to-Apples. Below is a list of people not eligible to enter:

  • Google employees
  • People who’s Facebook photos are their kids
  • Maksim Chmerkovskiy
  • Justin Bieber

Here’s last month’s winner.

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

Dave April 2, 2010 at 11:51 pm

Seeing a potential threat to his tyrannical reign over Microsoft, Steve Ballmer fires world famous blogger Jason Parmele before he starts the ascent to the top.

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lwr April 3, 2010 at 2:02 am

You know my entry the best so therefore I refuse to play along anymore.

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Shaun April 3, 2010 at 2:17 am

One month ago after a child like outburst regarding Parmeleism’s, an optimistic Jason looks forward to his new, promising job at Google: China where such ideas would be accepted.

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PG Tips April 3, 2010 at 10:07 am

It turns out that bing is one of us, but Jason Parmele isn’t…

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Linda Parmele April 3, 2010 at 2:08 pm

Micros0ft security reportedly told Jason Parmele,” Writing your name on the box does not make it your stuff ” before arresting him for burglary.

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jason edwards April 3, 2010 at 3:28 pm

After repeatedly getting caught copying his blog materials from Apple, Oracle, and Google websites, new employee Jason Parmele was walked out after his latest blog detailing how the IPAD was a work of art never to be successfully copied by Microsoft “stupids” was posted on the company website. (Note: he forgot his red stapler)

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Pete Selden April 3, 2010 at 8:43 pm

Well, that was an April’s Fools Day joke that didn’t go as planned!!

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Chris Caufield April 3, 2010 at 10:41 pm

I’m Jason Parmele and apparently Windows 7 wasn’t my idea.

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Brandon Ezell April 4, 2010 at 10:19 pm

Jason, after one too many Red Bull’s, stormed into the board room of Microsoft Ireland demanding a refund for his copy of Windows ME. He was refused, and forced to clear out the items in his office. As security escorted him to the door, he made certain to point out that the Ipod>Zune, while professing his newfound love of Ubuntu.

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Nigel April 9, 2010 at 6:02 am

Im Jason and im not a pc, im sacked

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