Win a $10 iTunes gift card by submitting a caption to the below picture.
Here ya go, I offer myself up to the slaughter found this random picture (hiding) on my PC:
(Insert your caption here)
Contest rules: All captions must be left below as a comment. Make sure you use a real email address. All captions must be submitted before February 8, 2010. One entry per person. I will be selecting the winner. Sort of like playing Apples-to-Apples. Below is a list of people not eligible to enter:
- Mr. T
- GF1 (Girlfriend 1)
- Howie Mandell
- Aoiffe from the Irish Apprentice
{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }
No one else needs to enter.
“Red plant teaches moron to play kiddies piano.”
or
“New apple itablet not as good as first thought.”
or
“Dave Grohl wished he’d never ordered that “piano” from eBay.”
or
“The white Stevie Wonder.”
I probably should’ve specified (and now I have). But one entry per person. We’ll let Nigel slide because he was smarter than the bear.
Apple Launch 2011: ipad finally includes multitasking!!
Seen here, Jason Parmele, 29, relearning skills after head injury caused by self-inflected blows to the head by computer keyboard, when fellow gamers on World of Warcraft would not listen to him, Mr. Parmele couldn’t take the stupidity anymore and choose to go back to a simpler time. Though is mother is worried what might happen if the learning center, pictured here, starts to act up or the batteries die.
Stevie Wonder before “the accident”.
Jason was ecstatic to be upgraded to the big kid toys!
Dazed and confused after getting burned by little Gary in backyard football, Jason reverts himself to his youth, when he was actually able to keep up with his little cousin.
After hearing the news of Michael Jacksons death Jason decides to pay tribute to the legend by doing two things….. recreating elton johns song for princess dianas funeral “candel in the wind” and doing this like MJ would himself by playing with a young childs instrument. song went someting like….
Goodbye Michael J,
Ur music grows in our hearts
You were the grace that placed itself
Where childs lives were torn apart
You called out to Bashir
And you whispered to those in pain
Now you belong to heaven
And the stars spell out your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a Pedo with a grin
Skin fading with the sunset
While your nose caved in
And your moonwalk will always fall you
While you never paid your bills
Your heart gave out long before
Your legend never will
MJ we have lost
These empty days without your smile
This torch we’ll always carry
For our nation’s golden child
And even though we try
The truth brings us to tears
All our words cannot express
The scandels through the years
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a Pedo with a grin
Skin fading with the sunset
While your nose caved in
And your moonwalk will always fall you
While you never paid your bills
Your heart gave out long before
Your legend never will
I have to win with that!!
President Parmele in the newly renovated Oval Office considers pressing the RED nuclear button. Be afraid, very afraid.
Damn you Barry
Actually, its not a caption is it? Ref, what say you
Pictured above, man celebrates after learning he was the most searched person of 2010. Jason Parmele in shock of the news was quoted saying-”I’m taking over the world! Imma be bigger than MJ Diddy and Tupac COMBINED!! My first album is gonna drop spring of 2011! Donations going towards my new computerrr……I mean the album can be made at JASONPARMELE.COM!!! Whats cooler than being cool?! Ice cold! THATS ME BABY!!”
Microsoft employee tests out windows 7 tablet.
FUCK YOU GUYS iPad PWNS YOU ALL!!!