Win a $10 iTunes gift card by submitting a caption to the below picture.
I’ve unearthed another photo gem for you (one day I’ll get around to showing you the video this is from):
Contest rules: All captions must be left below as a comment. Make sure you use a real email address. All captions must be submitted before March 8, 2010. One entry per person. I will be selecting the winner. Sort of like playing Apples-to-Apples. Below is a list of people not eligible to enter:
- Alanis Morissette
- Celine Dion
- Canadian hockey players
- In fact, anyone from Canada
Here’s last month’s winner.
{ 17 comments… read them below or add one }
“If my friends from back in the day could only see me now… I wonder how many of them would want to trade capes? This green one isn’t as flattering as I thought it would be. Anyone out there wanna trade for a yellow?”
lol, Fortune
I am disapoint.
Ah…yes, Captain Pimento* contemplates the day that could have been had he remembered to bring his matching bathing suit before canoeing with wonderwoman.
*Note: anyone unfamiliar with what a pimento is, please look it up.
http://ask.yahoo.com/20010615.html
Going “green” does make you a gay superhero.
Nike continues its search for a suitable replacement for the disgraced Tiger Woods. It is thought that Roger Federer and LeBron James still hold a significant lead over the Irish Baseball League’s Jason Parmele.
I must return my mother’s green tablecloth and red crotchless panties before she realizes they are missing.
“Some poor citizen doesn’t know what I think about something. BlogMan to the rescueeeee.”
A dejected JasonMan watches as the “cool” superheroes fly away without him again. Many years and several embarrassing injuries later, having long since abandoned his hopes of being a dashing, crime-fighting wonder, he would finally learn that the secret to flight was simply wearing the cape shiny side OUT. That night, he would deliberately suffocate himself by stuffing his mouth and nose full of Cheetos, thereby closing an unfortunate but ultimately unimportant chapter in human history.
Puce-green satin is not just for your elderly aunt’s draperies…it’s also for Somewhat Superhero cape material. As you can plainly see.
In my spare time, I take it up the arse.
And yet somehow I still managed to land a girlfriend.
“Some superheroes have special powers, I’ve got special needs”
“Somehow, Rafael looked different without his shell.”
Ill think of more.
“Get Cape. Wear Cape. Gay.”
Oh, and in inspiration of my last entry,
http://i48.tinypic.com/s3dic4.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/15o9yqe.jpg
http://i50.tinypic.com/ezin1f.jpg
Im soooo bored
All funny, but clearly disqualified for multiple entries!