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by Jason Parmele on June 17, 2010
I think one day, possibly tomorrow, mankind is going to look back and say, “Oh, I see. We were busy wondering who could set the Guinness World Record for the Most Items Kicked off People’s Heads in One Minute…and that’s why the ocean is still covered in oil.”
The answer of course is 43.
Maybe instead of [...]
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by Jason Parmele on May 24, 2010
I’m your typical American: blonde, blue eyes, arrogant, very good looking stupid. When I heard there was an oil spill last month I just assumed a ship ran aground. “Oh well it happens” I thought. If I saw “oil spill” online or on the news I just tuned out. I don’t care about fish because [...]
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by Jason Parmele on May 18, 2010
I got boned again on the LUAS. Not that type of “boned” you perv. I got a ticket for riding without a pass. By itself that doesn’t bother me. I’m pissed I wasn’t able to talk myself out of it, again.
Admittedly, I’m pretty good and talking myself out of bank fees or getting an extra [...]
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by Jason Parmele on May 5, 2010
Check it, yo. I was listening to Kris Kross this morning (as you do) and I realized they weren’t just a gimmick duo with backward clothes and sideways caps. The Mack Daddy and Daddy Mack were rapping about real issues that every 12yr old in America could relate to. Take “Jump” for example. Back then [...]
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by Jason Parmele on February 27, 2010
There are 59,600,000 Google results for “genealogy”. Two things jump out at me: (1) Google can count to nearly 60,000,000 in 0.14 seconds, and (2) I can’t believe how many people are interested in that nonsense.
Want to know your family genealogy? I can save you $100.00 in yearly fees at FindMyPast.com or a long talk [...]
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