by Jason Parmele on February 9, 2010
This post is dedicated to Brandon Ezell – an unlikely hero.
Here’s my ideal job: no job.
I don’t care if future or current employers see this. I don’t think this reflects badly on me. I think it’s only natural. I think it’s unnatural to want to work. I’ve worked for a handful of large companies and a few [...]
by Jason Parmele on January 22, 2010
God gave Americans, and just because I’m Agnostic doesn’t mean I don’t get them, certain inalienable rights, such as:
The right to bear arms - which does not exclude Polar bears
Freedom
Trans fat
Mp3’s
MTV’s Jersey Shore
Diplomatic immunity
Oil, and lastly
Hulu.com
There are two things I don’t have on that list. Firstly, the Polar bear. I assume, however, that’s it’s probably a [...]
by Jason Parmele on January 18, 2010
If an alien race appeared over Earth and said “Hey, we have this great new technology that we can give you. It will allow you to transport yourself from one place to another instantly, but every year we will randomly kill 50,000 (as a fee)”. Would you accept their offer?
No, you probably wouldn’t, but the [...]