From the category archives:

Annoying

Why do we need to work?

by Jason Parmele on February 9, 2010

This post is dedicated to Brandon Ezell – an unlikely hero.
Here’s my ideal job: no job.
I don’t care if future or current employers see this. I don’t think this reflects badly on me. I think it’s only natural. I think it’s unnatural to want to work. I’ve worked for a handful of large companies and a few [...]

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Free internet TV for every American

by Jason Parmele on January 22, 2010

God gave Americans, and just because I’m Agnostic doesn’t mean I don’t get them, certain inalienable rights, such as:

The right to bear arms - which does not exclude Polar bears
Freedom
Trans fat
Mp3’s
MTV’s Jersey Shore
Diplomatic immunity
Oil, and lastly
Hulu.com

There are two things I don’t have on that list. Firstly, the Polar bear. I assume, however, that’s it’s probably a [...]

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2-ton killing machines

by Jason Parmele on January 18, 2010

If an alien race appeared over Earth and said “Hey, we have this great new technology that we can give you. It will allow you to transport yourself from one place to another instantly, but every year we will randomly kill 50,000 (as a fee)”. Would you accept their offer?
No, you probably wouldn’t, but the [...]

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