by Jason Parmele on February 15, 2010
I hate sharing. I must’ve been out sick the day they covered sharing in Kindergarten. I love show and tell (I even like kiss and tell). But I don’t like people touching my stuff. My sister’s permanently bruised shoulder can attest to that fact.
The only thing worse than sour Gummi Bears is when people touch [...]
by Jason Parmele on December 20, 2009
Yo Facebook, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Google had one of the best alogrithms of all time.
I hated Facebook’s People You May Know tool, which is now just called Suggestions. Here is a suggestion: stop recommeding I become friends with my high school classmates like Paul DeGraff. He tried to steal [...]
by Jason Parmele on July 14, 2008
In a few weeks everyone is going to be talking about Michael Phelps and Tyson Gay, but the greatest American athlete won’t be participating in the Olympics this summer – not in China anyway.
Yah, Tyson Gay runs the 100 meters in less than 10 seconds, but could he catch me in hide-n-seek? Not likely. I [...]