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How to trick your girlfriend into buying you an iPhone

by Jason Parmele on February 15, 2010

I hate sharing. I must’ve been out sick the day they covered sharing in Kindergarten. I love show and tell (I even like kiss and tell). But I don’t like people touching my stuff. My sister’s permanently bruised shoulder can attest to that fact.
The only thing worse than sour Gummi Bears is when people touch [...]

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Cool your algorithms Facebook

by Jason Parmele on December 20, 2009

Yo Facebook, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Google had one of the best alogrithms of all time.
I hated Facebook’s People You May Know tool, which is now just called Suggestions. Here is a suggestion: stop recommeding I become friends with my high school classmates like Paul DeGraff. He tried to steal [...]

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I’m the greatest American athlete

by Jason Parmele on July 14, 2008

In a few weeks everyone is going to be talking about Michael Phelps and Tyson Gay, but the greatest American athlete won’t be participating in the Olympics this summer – not in China anyway.
Yah, Tyson Gay runs the 100 meters in less than 10 seconds, but could he catch me in hide-n-seek? Not likely. I [...]

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