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Bad news for my younger sister

by Jason Parmele on July 6, 2010

It looks like her dreams will never come true.

Eat that, Melissa! According to the most advanced research of our time I’ll be the one in leather pants rocking out to fans I don’t really care about and doing mass quantities of coke backstage with Mini-Me. I wasn’t even considering a career in music until I [...]

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The missing scene in The American President

by Jason Parmele on May 27, 2010

I have a litmus test for people who claim they “love” The West Wing. I ask them “Have you watched seasons 5, 6, or 7?” If the answer is “Yes”, it’s obvious they’re a liar. Anyone who continued to watch TWW after season 4 when Aaron Sorkin stopped writing the show never understood what made [...]

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Iceland uses volcano to destroy McDonald’s

by Jason Parmele on April 20, 2010

According to leaked documents, the volcano causing flight disruptions around the world is actually a devious plot by Icelandic officials to force McDonald’s to return to their country. In October of 2009, McDonald’s announced they were pulling out of Iceland because “the whole place is covered in ice”.

Sources close to the King of Iceland, Ólafur [...]

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Ireland needs a Robin Hood

by Jason Parmele on March 29, 2010

The Irish are about to take deep offence to what I’m going to say, largely because they’re still not over Thierry Henry’s hand ball in the World Cup qualifier. But I wish the Irish were a little bit more like the French. The economy here sucks. In France they’d already have stormed the Ministry of [...]

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Super Jason to the rescueeeee!

by Jason Parmele on March 24, 2010

In cooperation with Fortune Limited Inc., and featuring the directorial debut of Dave Calpin I’m pleased to release the video portion of last year’s Multimedia & Design’s Adobe Flash project: Super Jason.

Props to Mairead who created our props. And, of course, a big thanks to Tim Coffen for the t-shirt design.

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