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Parmeleism: #004

by Jason Parmele on May 31, 2010

Parmeleism’s are my chance to dispense a little wisdom to you without writing an entire blog. Feel free to copy and paste it anywhere.
Why do hockey players think not shaving during the playoffs is lucky? The fact is: it’s unlucky for every team but one.

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Parmeleism: #003

by Jason Parmele on May 11, 2010

Parmeleism’s are my chance to dispense a little wisdom to you without writing an entire blog. Feel free to copy and paste it anywhere.
I saw a dog and duck fighting today. OK, I made that up. But I did see a duck today. Well, yesterday.

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Parmeleism: #002

by Jason Parmele on March 31, 2010

Parmeleism’s are my chance to dispense a little wisdom to you without writing an entire blog. Feel free to copy and paste it anywhere.
If I was a giraffe captured by a pack of lions I would try to start a basketball league so they could see my value.

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Parmeleism: #001

by Jason Parmele on February 24, 2010

Parmeleism’s are my chance to dispense a little wisdom to you without writing an entire blog. Feel free to copy and paste it anywhere.
If you’re being raped, you probably shouldn’t yell “Don’t! Stop!” Because it could be misinterpreted as “Don’t stop!”

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