Jason Parmele » Parmeleism’s http://www.jasonparmele.com OMG Lik 4 Relz Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:50:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Parmeleism: #004 http://www.jasonparmele.com/parmeleism-004 http://www.jasonparmele.com/parmeleism-004#comments Mon, 31 May 2010 10:09:39 +0000 Jason Parmele http://www.jasonparmele.com/?p=229

Parmeleism’s are my chance to dispense a little wisdom to you without writing an entire blog. Feel free to copy and paste it anywhere.

Why do hockey players think not shaving during the playoffs is lucky? The fact is: it’s unlucky for every team but one.

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Parmeleism’s are my chance to dispense a little wisdom to you without writing an entire blog. Feel free to copy and paste it anywhere.

I saw a dog and duck fighting today. OK, I made that up. But I did see a duck today. Well, yesterday.

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Parmeleism’s are my chance to dispense a little wisdom to you without writing an entire blog. Feel free to copy and paste it anywhere.

If I was a giraffe captured by a pack of lions I would try to start a basketball league so they could see my value.

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Parmeleism’s are my chance to dispense a little wisdom to you without writing an entire blog. Feel free to copy and paste it anywhere.

If you’re being raped, you probably shouldn’t yell “Don’t! Stop!” Because it could be misinterpreted as “Don’t stop!”

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