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So, Newt Gingrich is running for president by promising a moon base. Awesome. Great. Why don’t we have 10 of these already? But I don’t think space exploration should be a national agenda item; it should be human agenda. In …

Normally, I know everything. Square root of 16? 4. Best type of Wheat Thins? Hint of Salt. Best color? Blue. Who is feeling worse this morning, Kyle Williams or Billy Cundiff? Oh, Kyle Williams, most definitely. …

An uncomprehensive list of things that annoy me (in particular order):

1. Power walkers
2. Killing that girl who looked like Julia Robers in Patch Adams
3. 100 calorie snack packs

100 calorie snack packs are the biggest scam there is. It …

I should be a consultant. My ideas are so much better than everyone else’s. I want to open up an “Idea Shop” where people come in and ask me for ideas. It’s just me, a desk, a PC, and I …

That title is a question, people. Why don’t I?

I am consistently saying funny shit. Need examples:

If I was a giraffe captured by a pack of lions I would try to start a basketball league so they could see

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