Awhile back I wanted to see Paranormal Activity in the theater. Spoiler alert! If you haven’t seen it yet (and want to) you should stop reading. Now, you see what I’ve done there? I’ve given people a heads up that I’ll be talking about the movie. It’s a lil’ somethin’ we call good internet etiquette – which my Aunt Mary desperately lacks. A few months ago my she pulled a dick move on Facebook and revealed the ending of Paranormal Activity:
“OK, anyone who has seen Paranormal Activity please chime in: did anyone know that there was two separate endings?? I didn’t until today, tell me what ending you saw, maybe there was more than two! I saw the one where the boyfriend gets thrown into the camera and she looks into it and her face turns into the ‘thing’”
In retaliation, I vowed to spoil five movies she hasn’t seen yet. And over the course of two months that’s exactly what I did…
Pwned.
Burn.
Old fashion Rick Roll.
OH SNAP!
And now we’re even, Mary.
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There were 3 endings to Paranormal activity.
SPOILER ALERT!!!
In one the dude gets thrown at the camera and what not, in another he dies downstairs, she goes back upstairs and spends about 12 years curled up on the floor and rocking back and forth before the police come into the house, she goes at them with a knife and they shoot her and the final ending he dies downstairs, she goes upstairs, stares into the camera and slits her throat.
In my own defense, It was written like a month after it came out at the movies, if you hadn’t seen it by then, you prob weren’t gonna! And you had a 2 out of 3 chance of seeing a different ending then the one I wrote about anyway!!!