I think one day, possibly tomorrow, mankind is going to look back and say, “Oh, I see. We were busy wondering who could set the Guinness World Record for the Most Items Kicked off People’s Heads in One Minute…and that’s why the ocean is still covered in oil.”
The answer of course is 43.
Maybe instead of seeing who could run the Fastest 100 Metre Hurdles Wearing Swim Fins we could see who can who can get the oil off a duck the fastest?
I bet Germany’s Christopher Irmscher can’t clean that in 14.82 seconds.