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	<title>Comments on: I&#8217;m Owed a Pirate Ship House</title>
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		<title>By: Princess Consuela Banana Hammock</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonparmele.com/pirate-ship-house/#comment-409</link>
		<dc:creator>Princess Consuela Banana Hammock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 16:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Parm,

You&#039;re just jealous b/c you didn&#039;t think of it first!  You should create something for if you get a million followers...here are just a few thoughts:
 - Shave all the hair on your body, including your eyebrows
 - Legally change your name to Derek Zoolander
 - Turn your place into a Pirate Ship...and really follow through

Can&#039;t wait to see what you do...and yes, I will gladly donate $ to see this happen (I just found $0.42 in the couch, so you&#039;re on your way!)

 - Kristy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Parm,</p>
<p>You&#8217;re just jealous b/c you didn&#8217;t think of it first!  You should create something for if you get a million followers&#8230;here are just a few thoughts:<br />
 &#8211; Shave all the hair on your body, including your eyebrows<br />
 &#8211; Legally change your name to Derek Zoolander<br />
 &#8211; Turn your place into a Pirate Ship&#8230;and really follow through</p>
<p>Can&#8217;t wait to see what you do&#8230;and yes, I will gladly donate $ to see this happen (I just found $0.42 in the couch, so you&#8217;re on your way!)</p>
<p> &#8211; Kristy</p>
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		<title>By: Shawn Stanton</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shawn Stanton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 20:54:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not to get all &quot;numbery&quot; but the real tragedy is that short-hand for 1 million is actually 1mm.  1m is only 1,000.  A douche-bag and a moron, lethal combination.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not to get all &#8220;numbery&#8221; but the real tragedy is that short-hand for 1 million is actually 1mm.  1m is only 1,000.  A douche-bag and a moron, lethal combination.</p>
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