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Friend cleansing

by Jason Parmele on March 18, 2010

I’ve been critized in the past, mostly by myself, that I’m all talk and no action. Jay-Z famously referred to me in his song 99 Problems as the type that was “loud as a motorbike, but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight”.
I’ve been a strong proponent of “friend cleansing” on Facebook. In a previous blog [...]

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Don’t spoil movie endings

by Jason Parmele on February 11, 2010

Awhile back I wanted to see Paranormal Activity in the theater. Spoiler alert! If you haven’t seen it yet (and want to) you should stop reading. Now, you see what I’ve done there? I’ve given people a heads up that I’ll be talking about the movie. It’s a lil’ somethin’ we call good internet etiquette – which [...]

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Farmville killed the internet

by Jason Parmele on February 4, 2010

Every time I see someone playing Farmville a little smile creeps into my lips. Maybe more of a smirk. Then I look up to the left, my smirk becomes a full blown smile and I think…of ways to kill that person.
It doesn’t bother me people are “wasting their lives” playing a game. I spent my [...]

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I’m owed one pirate ship house

by Jason Parmele on January 11, 2010

And I want it.
Awhile back a dude created a Facebook group that said if 1,000,000 people joined the group his girlfriend would let him turn their house into a pirate ship. It was funny. I joined and eventually over 1,000,000 people joined. But now he’s all like Oh, I don’t have enough money lol.

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Cool your algorithms Facebook

by Jason Parmele on December 20, 2009

Yo Facebook, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Google had one of the best alogrithms of all time.
I hated Facebook’s People You May Know tool, which is now just called Suggestions. Here is a suggestion: stop recommeding I become friends with my high school classmates like Paul DeGraff. He tried to steal [...]

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